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ettezzil
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Mar 23, 2006, 7:50 AM

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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it
on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed,
she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my
bustline forty four."

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her
breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to
tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both
return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror,
mirror on the
door, make my penis touch the floor!"

Again, there's a bright flash - and his legs fall off.

 
 


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