Gary goes to Co-op, does all his shopping, emptys his basket of stuff on the convare belt.. So along goes 1 apple... 1 rasher of bacon... 1 microwave dinner... 1 egg... 1 slice of bread..... 1 tin of beans..... 1 pint of milk...... 1 tea bag... 1 packet of cold meat... 1 youghurt.... 1 500ml bottle of irn-bru... and 1 tin of spam....
The checkout girl says to him - "i bet your a single guy who lives yourself?"
How can you tell?...he asks
Coz your a ugly basterd!!!!!!
(This post was edited by hahahaha!! on Aug 31, 2008, 7:26 AM)
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(Novice) on Aug 31, 2008, 7:26 AM