I found these and thought they were really good. so here they are!
A GAGGLE OF GHOSTLY GAGS
Q: How can you tell if a ghost is flat? A: Use a spirit level! Q: Why are ghosts such poor magicians? A: You can see right through their tricks! Q: Where does vampires keep their savings? A: In the blood bank! Q: What's a ghost's favourite airline? A: British Scareways! Q: What kind of ghosts do they have in hospital? A: Surgical Spirits! Q: Who speaks on behalf of the Ghosts Union? A: Their Spooksperson! Q: What's a ghost's favourite food? A: I-Scream! Q: Did you hear about the love sick vampire? A: He became a Neck-romancer! Q: Where do ghosts go on holiday? A: The Isle of Fright! Q: What do you call a ghost who haunts the town hall? A: A night mayor! FFA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!TOTALY A CHOIR GIRL, CONCERT CHOIR & TREASURE VALLEY HONOR CHOIR. RODEO & RODEO QUEEN. "THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SINGS SONGS IN MY HEAD!""THINK OF ME FONDLY WHEN WE'VE SAID GOODBYE!" WRITING UNTIL MY HAND CRAMPS!!!!!
(This post was edited by FFAGIRL on Nov 12, 2007, 4:57 AM)
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(Novice) on Nov 12, 2007, 4:57 AM